6 facts aout New Zealand that are worth mentioning

New Zealanders like to call themselves Kiwis, either after a bird so useless that it can’t fly, or a fruit that looks like a hairy egg.

Unsuprisingly, the Rugby team is not named after the Kiwi

New Zealand was the first country in the world to give women the vote, and the first to have women in all three of the top political offices. It is probably unconnected that New Zealand has a system where paying for shopping is incredibly easy.

"Let there be EFTPOS in every store in the land!! Oh, and stop slavery or something."

Lake Taupo is the source of the largest known eruption during the last 70 thousand years, with the last massive eruption happening in 180 AD. It was so freaking massive that you could see it from Rome. Taupo is the Mauri word for ‘Roland Emmerich’s wet dream.’

Spoiler Alert - Joe loses.
The most popular jobs held by Kiwis are Civil Servant, Farmer, and Orc.

Part time childcare jobs can be lucrative

Kiwi place names seem to be randomly selected from a game of Boggle. You can visit Whakapapa, or Waikikamoocow or and of course Fukatani. Kiwis like to fuck with tourists who need to ask for directions.

"Excuse me, could you tell me the way to Cuminyourgrannysmouth?"

"Certainly, just turn left by Labia Junction, and if you hit Monkeysrectum, you've gone too far."

Kiwis have absolutely no idea how to pronounce vowels.

In New Zealand, this is a tasty plate of 'Fush, Chups and Piss.'