Things I probably won't miss : FLASHFORWARD

For anyone that hasn’t seen it, Flasforward is a show made by ABC to try and cash in on all the rabid internet fandom of Lost. It is an episodic show which present mysteries for the audience to speculate over until they are revealed next week. And it is stupid.

The premise of the show is that every single person in the world blacks out at exactly the same time, and dreams of the future. They all have a vision of exactly what they will be doing in six months time. A scrappy team of FBI agents try to work out what has happened. Sounds like a pretty cool premise!

Well it's not. It's stupid.
What people see in their flashforward is weird. If the entire planet blacked out, and saw April 29th 2010 – what do you think that day might be like? The whole world has been looking forward to this day to find out what is going to happen, you think people might be, I dunno, sat round their TV sets, or having a party.

6 facts aout New Zealand that are worth mentioning

New Zealanders like to call themselves Kiwis, either after a bird so useless that it can’t fly, or a fruit that looks like a hairy egg.

Unsuprisingly, the Rugby team is not named after the Kiwi

Chase reviews - MOBY DICK THE MUSICAL - By GEOIDS

I have no idea what I have just seen. It was either the worst piece of theatre I have ever seen in my life, or a work of art so mindboggling in its genius that it deserves its place in history alongside Andy Kaufmann, Hunter S Thompson or the inventor of the spork. As such I can’t really be all that objective with this review, so what I am going to do is walk you through the experience, so you can judge for yourself.